No Smoking

This signal just for smoker, how smoke under no smoking signboard,
how see it in english or arabic and didn't understand it
may be they will understande it in SENSEKRETI language.

DAMN WITH MY COMPUTER

After 1 year without any problem with my computer, I got a damn 4 computer crash on 1 month !!?

The 1^st one come with bad cluster (yeah bad cluster not sector !!?) on the 1^st block of my 80 Giga, and after about 3 days many many solution was tried (do you believe i repartition my hard disk about 20 time).

The last solution i found in cut the first 10 GB from the hard disk and connect my old hard disk (40 GB) just to install OS on it.

The 2^nd damn come after 4 days with a virus (worm) - very clever one, At that time I known that i got a virus, but the problem my antivirus doesn't found it (McAfee antivirus (updated in the previous week)). So tried installing another antivirus (Norton antivirus ).

What I will do !!?. I gone to the Internet just to google it, and i found an antivirus that i doesn't here about it before (avast antivirus 4.6 -it look like a mp3 player)

, the player catch the virus, After that I surprised the virus was hit my OS, I can't access any thing of administration tool

=>

msconfig = restart ??

regedit = you don't have the permission

...

After i solve that problem by reinstall OS then create new account I got the 3^rd problem after about2 days. What happened with my netBeans 5.0 (java IDE).

I don't know how nor why I solve the problem. The problem was the netBeans run ( mean java installed correctly since it's a java coded ), but i can't open my projects or any .java file, so i reinstall every thing many times ( do you believe i reinstall the java and the netBeans about 20 time ) I did every possible solution you may think about.

OOPS in the next day I open the computer it's run and better than expected since new java 1.5.0_6 installed !!!!!!!?

The 4^th damn is the virus – Yeah that clever virus – Kick me again since I have a habit that I stop every unnecessary process including the antivirus ( I run it just when i access the Internet ).

SO ALLAH YSTOR MN EL 5AMSAH.

بيض الخيانات
يحكى أن عجوزا كانعلى حفة قبره و أثناء نزاعه الأخير طلب من عجوزه أن يرى
محتويات صندوقها الذي كانت تخفيه عنه طوال العمر و فوافقت العجوز على تحقيق أمنيتة و فتحت
الصندوق.
شاهد الختيار الصندوق مملوءا بالدنانير و فوقها ثلاث بيضات!
فسألها عن السر فقالت:
.بصراحة, يا زوجي ....كنت كلما خنتك مع رجل آخر , أضع بيضة في الصندوق
فقال الزوج :
-مش مشكلة, ثلاث خيانات, لكن من اين جاءت النقود يا زوجتي .

-بصراحة ... كنت كلما أجمع كرتونة بيض, أبيعها و اضع نقودها في الصندوق بدل البيض.

أعتقد أن يمتنعون عن تمرير قانون إشهار الدذمة المالية.. لسبب بسيط....حتى لا نفتح صناديقهم المليئة بالنقود و البيض.


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